RESS'S LAIR
fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Chris @ Silver Needles, Southend, UK. Instagram @bintt

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Chris @ Silver Needles, Southend, UK. Instagram @bintt

a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

unfortunately

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

nintendette:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

scarenecessities

POOF

nintendette:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

scarenecessities

POOF

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

dramaqueenvevo:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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sasaq:

(via maho @maho885610 | Websta (Webstagram) 1, 2)

worstcats:

worsthippos:

This is a terrible hippo! Far too fluffy and definitely too dry.

I don’t get it. Is this some kind of joke. The cats I write about are no laughing matter.

SHEEPCAT

worstcats:

worsthippos:

This is a terrible hippo! Far too fluffy and definitely too dry.

I don’t get it. Is this some kind of joke. The cats I write about are no laughing matter.

SHEEPCAT